Guess Who Just Made It To 70 (CROOKED) Years!
The great American writer Mark Twain, in 1905, had the following, among other things, to say, on the occasion of his 70th birthday:
“… The seventieth birthday! It is the time of life when you arrive at a new and awful dignity; when you may throw aside the decent reserves which have oppressed you for a generation and stand unafraid and unabashed upon your seven-terraced summit and look down and teach- unrebuked. You can tell the world how you got there. …”
Needless to say, Twain probably never speculated about the eve of one’s 70th birthday as a time for revelations that one helped bankroll research that led to a bogus “dossier” to slander one’s at-the-time political opponent regarding a particularly vile (spectator) sexual act.
Hillary Clinton, her 70th birthday … you just can’t make this stuff up! (Note: Technically, the Hillary-dossier-role relevations weren’t quite the “eve”; they really started making the rounds on Tuesday afternoon, and her 70th birthday is Thursday.)
Happy birthday to this future president. pic.twitter.com/JT3HiBjYdj
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) October 26, 2016
What is there to say really other than there’s a perverse pleasure in knowing that #CrookedHillary can’t just spend her 70th birthday with her mind focused on reflecting on her life, spending time with her grandchildren, eating cake, etc.
The timing of all of this is certainly being noted on Twitter:
Hillary Clinton birthday October 26. An indictment would be a fitting gift. With a uranium "Yellow cake" for her to eat. pic.twitter.com/OgVth4VxED
— Patrick Parsons (@PatrickParsons9) October 24, 2017
Happy birthday, Hillary Clinton.
Let's not forget this tweet from last year.
— thatbotmike (@thatbotmike) October 25, 2017
And on another note, what do we make of the fact that Hillary Clinton’s birthday is so close to Halloween?